My first blowjob was October 18, 1999
28 upvotes
7 comments
Sparky81
1 day ago
My first blowjob was October 18, 1999
That's like three front page posts in under a day
8 upvotes
1 comments
afreedman
8 hours ago
That's like three front page posts in under a day
Here's my candidate
17008 upvotes
132 comments
orgeezuz
2 days ago
Here's my candidate
Good initiative, bad timing
35 upvotes
13 comments
psychotherapybc
23 hours ago
Good initiative, bad timing
Just try it, it really works
39 upvotes
3 comments
SayLittleDoMuch
3 days ago
Just try it, it really works
Every time
8 upvotes
0 comments
bountyhunterfromhell
10 hours ago
Every time
Spoken, I have
127 upvotes
14 comments
OkiDokiTokiLoki
1 day ago
Spoken, I have
You will burn out and become jaded
182 upvotes
24 comments
psychotherapybc
2 days ago
You will burn out and become jaded
Food for thought
91 upvotes
10 comments
Arkentra
3 days ago
Food for thought
They're not giving you shit, they're giving you a warning.
113 upvotes
17 comments
NoHacksReq
3 days ago
mamg.makeameme.org
They're not giving you shit, they're giving you a warning.
You know to keep scrolling
25 upvotes
1 comments
Jerdarnella
19 hours ago
You know to keep scrolling
Saving it for the rest of my life
47592 upvotes
727 comments
Corndog1818
1 day ago
Saving it for the rest of my life
Overheard at the optometrist. I'm sure he meant unisex.
92 upvotes
4 comments
yourpapimartin
2 days ago
imgur.com
Overheard at the optometrist. I'm sure he meant unisex.
Maybe... Maybe...
5498 upvotes
521 comments
superfudging
2 days ago
Maybe... Maybe...
So a gate then.
25 upvotes
0 comments
theshunta
17 hours ago
So a gate then.
It's the small petty victories.
191 upvotes
13 comments
Alwaysunder_thegun
2 days ago
imgur.com
It's the small petty victories.
Shut the fuck up
39 upvotes
0 comments
MonsieurMelancholy
23 hours ago
Shut the fuck up
Reddit premium baby!
64 upvotes
1 comments
GemMiner49er
1 day ago
Reddit premium baby!
The dogs right you know...
24168 upvotes
219 comments
HCJohnson
4 days ago
i.imgur.com
The dogs right you know...
Many, many blizzards ago ...
13 upvotes
2 comments
Jerdarnella
18 hours ago
Many, many blizzards ago ...
7:40 a.m...Like clockwork. I'm trying to get to work here!
145 upvotes
7 comments
Barfuzio
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
7:40 a.m...Like clockwork. I'm trying to get to work here!
Is it just me?
0 upvotes
0 comments
CynicScenic
49 minutes ago
imgur.com
Is it just me?
Fa la la la Lifetime
202 upvotes
8 comments
20CharacterLimitOnly
3 days ago
Fa la la la Lifetime
It's an older meme but it checks out
119 upvotes
3 comments
bomko
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
It's an older meme but it checks out
instant stress relief
1035 upvotes
27 comments
Wooshception
3 days ago
instant stress relief
You hate to feel it
0 upvotes
0 comments
ShadowZlayer
1 hour ago
You hate to feel it
My SIL wanted more Brussels Sprouts...
26 upvotes
2 comments
madeinjapan89
2 days ago
imgur.com
My SIL wanted more Brussels Sprouts...
Yarn stonks way up
18 upvotes
0 comments
EmbitteredJanitor
2 days ago
Yarn stonks way up
I was told there would be Halos
14 upvotes
14 comments
neodelrio
3 days ago
I was told there would be Halos
This needs to be said
1689 upvotes
265 comments
Jerdarnella
1 day ago
This needs to be said
Simple but shockingly effective
51 upvotes
0 comments
SayLittleDoMuch
3 days ago
Simple but shockingly effective
Some of us are not complete bell-ends
56 upvotes
12 comments
ecafsub
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
Some of us are not complete bell-ends
They're a chatty bunch
38 upvotes
2 comments
digitalgoodtime
2 days ago
imgur.com
They're a chatty bunch
The first few were cute
15 upvotes
0 comments
Jerdarnella
1 day ago
The first few were cute
Today whenever I get up out of my desk
34 upvotes
3 comments
nostalgichold
17 hours ago
Today whenever I get up out of my desk
Me right now...
77 upvotes
8 comments
DOWNBOYYYY
7 hours ago
Me right now...
Cheating hurts
49817 upvotes
1874 comments
psychotherapybc
3 days ago
Cheating hurts
I don't like this future
51 upvotes
7 comments
bountyhunterfromhell
12 hours ago
I don't like this future
Dual or triple monitors will CHANGE YOUR LIFE
274 upvotes
35 comments
SayLittleDoMuch
2 days ago
Dual or triple monitors will CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Please, stop with the slowpokes. It's been done.
3516 upvotes
5 comments
--cheese--
3 months ago
i.imgur.com
Please, stop with the slowpokes. It's been done.
I hate the song Little Drummer Boy...
59 upvotes
3 comments
MyL1ttlePwnys
1 day ago
imgur.com
I hate the song Little Drummer Boy...
They are really good
29 upvotes
10 comments
psychotherapybc
1 day ago
They are really good
Seems about right
21 upvotes
1 comments
Zark_Muckerberger
13 hours ago
Seems about right
It’s really like that though
47 upvotes
2 comments
xXNecromancerXx
3 days ago
It’s really like that though
It doesn't always work.
0 upvotes
8 comments
saltygarbage
1 hour ago
imgur.com
It doesn't always work.
Hate this
348 upvotes
23 comments
livebythem
2 days ago
imgur.com
Hate this
LFW
15 upvotes
0 comments
SwoleJohll
18 hours ago
LFW
Heard this gem this morning.
25 upvotes
3 comments
cpudude30k
3 days ago
mamg.makeameme.org
Heard this gem this morning.
They will only miss your for a week
322 upvotes
30 comments
psychotherapybc
20 hours ago
They will only miss your for a week
For denying Trump's second appeal
2347 upvotes
198 comments
Jerdarnella
3 days ago
For denying Trump's second appeal
What you do at home is your business but...
50 upvotes
10 comments
love_sexy_pms
2 days ago
What you do at home is your business but...
"WhY aM I tHiS wAy?!?!?!"
21 upvotes
5 comments
Jerdarnella
2 days ago
"WhY aM I tHiS wAy?!?!?!"
Tis the season
0 upvotes
0 comments
bewalsh
1 day ago
imgur.com
Tis the season
When it's almost pitch black at 5:30pm ...
27 upvotes
3 comments
martinaee
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
When it's almost pitch black at 5:30pm ...
Seems pretty obvious about our president by now
41 upvotes
41 comments
Jerdarnella
2 days ago
Seems pretty obvious about our president by now
Fuck that noise
390 upvotes
16 comments
PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR
1 day ago
Fuck that noise
The rest of my life is still a shambles
49 upvotes
6 comments
garbanzoboy
2 days ago
The rest of my life is still a shambles
Hanging out on r/pan today...
0 upvotes
0 comments
Harold_Grundelson
1 day ago
Hanging out on r/pan today...
I know there are pre-orders already, but...
6 upvotes
1 comments
zvoidx
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
I know there are pre-orders already, but...
I really don't get it you guys. He's ubiquitous.
26 upvotes
9 comments
MiggeldyMackDaddy
3 days ago
I really don't get it you guys. He's ubiquitous.
One of the more annoying things of the 1990s
13 upvotes
3 comments
XRAYR0N
1 day ago
One of the more annoying things of the 1990s
Help....About
52 upvotes
7 comments
nick9000
3 days ago
i.imgur.com
Help....About
Do some people think there are multiple types and some are like pants?
537 upvotes
29 comments
iHaveACatDog
8 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Do some people think there are multiple types and some are like pants?
PSA: Stop using tiktok
466 upvotes
34 comments
xx420mcyoloswag
2 days ago
PSA: Stop using tiktok
Memes and Netflix
11 upvotes
3 comments
bountyhunterfromhell
11 hours ago
Memes and Netflix
In honor of Hulu’s 1.99 deal
88 upvotes
8 comments
StyleSir
3 days ago
In honor of Hulu’s 1.99 deal
I feel great and it's making me anxious.
45 upvotes
5 comments
ajjathh
1 day ago
I feel great and it's making me anxious.
Send help
0 upvotes
36 comments
Knight_thrasher
2 hours ago
Send help
Impeachment on it's way
23 upvotes
4 comments
MiggeldyMackDaddy
2 days ago
Impeachment on it's way
Just don't.
0 upvotes
14 comments
blacktiger226
21 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Just don't.
December 2019
65 upvotes
0 comments
bru309
23 hours ago
December 2019
It's set after Yoda dies...
47 upvotes
93 comments
sumptin_wierd
2 days ago
It's set after Yoda dies...
In my head.
18 upvotes
7 comments
OnceUponACockapuss
3 days ago
mamg.makeameme.org
In my head.
Cyber Monday is Enough
0 upvotes
1 comments
mcavoya
1 hour ago
Cyber Monday is Enough
I don't think you guys know how this whole thing works.
0 upvotes
22 comments
A_Wild_Taka_Appears
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
I don't think you guys know how this whole thing works.
Dreams don’t die, reality just kicks in
42 upvotes
6 comments
psychotherapybc
2 days ago
Dreams don’t die, reality just kicks in
Brian
0 upvotes
1 comments
yaboiGunit
11 hours ago
Brian
Crunch Crunch Mother F*ckers
1879 upvotes
37 comments
KayleeGavins
1 day ago
Crunch Crunch Mother F*ckers
I feel like a creeper
8 upvotes
7 comments
RandomJ8618
1 day ago
imgur.com
I feel like a creeper
Oh, so hot
32 upvotes
8 comments
PeacefullyFighting
1 day ago
imgur.com
Oh, so hot
Boss is bringing that holiday cheer
48 upvotes
4 comments
Doctorjames25
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
Boss is bringing that holiday cheer
No inner monologue from World Leaders
31 upvotes
0 comments
digitalgoodtime
2 days ago
imgur.com
No inner monologue from World Leaders