My chronic diarrhoea is giving me insomnia
10 upvotes
1 comments
Sparrowsabre7
9 hours ago
My chronic diarrhoea is giving me insomnia
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
4830 upvotes
324 comments
GaryV83
1 day ago
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
what do you call a mexican who lost his car?
24 upvotes
1 comments
ShrekThyOverlord
16 hours ago
what do you call a mexican who lost his car?
I got fired for putting my penis in the bagel slicer
0 upvotes
1 comments
ScarletNumbered
5 hours ago
I got fired for putting my penis in the bagel slicer
What’s the best part of fingering a gypsy on her rag?
51 upvotes
6 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
What’s the best part of fingering a gypsy on her rag?
Star Signs
34 upvotes
0 comments
Eastyisthename
14 hours ago
Star Signs
Some people are in a plane when the pilot says:
10 upvotes
3 comments
TH3L0RDAKUM4
11 hours ago
Some people are in a plane when the pilot says:
Every time I post a joke to this sub it gets downvoted
269 upvotes
20 comments
walkerspider
14 hours ago
Every time I post a joke to this sub it gets downvoted
A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche
21835 upvotes
730 comments
ShyPurpleCat
1 day ago
A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche
What would you call a donkeys grave?
5 upvotes
5 comments
ChickenCurryandChips
8 hours ago
What would you call a donkeys grave?
Why did the jizz cross the road?
9 upvotes
0 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
Why did the jizz cross the road?
I had a fear of speed bumps
1429 upvotes
29 comments
zeppelin01024
1 day ago
I had a fear of speed bumps
Did you hear about the duck that had to go to rehab?
8 upvotes
3 comments
dringleman
10 hours ago
Did you hear about the duck that had to go to rehab?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
158 upvotes
17 comments
Casper9924
21 hours ago
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
So I went out dressed like a chicken last night
9 upvotes
2 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
So I went out dressed like a chicken last night
A blonde goes into a library...
17 upvotes
1 comments
Xenyx1
14 hours ago
A blonde goes into a library...
What's the most important difference between men and women?
75 upvotes
6 comments
ArthurOfVandelay
10 hours ago
What's the most important difference between men and women?
Broken bridges really annoy me...
53 upvotes
4 comments
Bakedschwarzenbach
15 hours ago
Broken bridges really annoy me...
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
33 upvotes
5 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Im not sure how I feel about masturbation
9 upvotes
1 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
Im not sure how I feel about masturbation
What’s the best part of dating a homeless chick?
10 upvotes
6 comments
Dixon_Uranus_
9 hours ago
What’s the best part of dating a homeless chick?
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
0 upvotes
1 comments
IMWE29
4 hours ago
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
I made a graph of all my past relationships...
22 upvotes
1 comments
t44s
8 hours ago
I made a graph of all my past relationships...
Dude was in prison and his cell mate had leprosy
15 upvotes
1 comments
Saazkwat
14 hours ago
Dude was in prison and his cell mate had leprosy
Jen and I are going to a party.
12 upvotes
5 comments
jonhahaha_1
10 hours ago
Jen and I are going to a party.
I’m never smoking weed with immigrants again.
23447 upvotes
495 comments
StickyEpicFluffs
18 hours ago
I’m never smoking weed with immigrants again.
A guide to waking up in the morning
5 upvotes
0 comments
Jkborg007
7 hours ago
A guide to waking up in the morning
What do you call a helpful hoe?
87 upvotes
3 comments
kood
18 hours ago
What do you call a helpful hoe?
A man on his deathbed is telling his friend his final wishes
282 upvotes
19 comments
tyroneluvsmom
23 hours ago
A man on his deathbed is telling his friend his final wishes
Three months have passed
0 upvotes
1 comments
sureshlaghya
5 hours ago
Three months have passed
Leper Jokes
10 upvotes
1 comments
cisforcoffee
12 hours ago
Leper Jokes
I haven't had sex since 1956!
3300 upvotes
134 comments
DRO_UP_IN_SMOKE
1 day ago
I haven't had sex since 1956!
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
11 upvotes
2 comments
JboneX212XGuru
11 hours ago
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
What is a weird name
6 upvotes
0 comments
come_sing_with_me
8 hours ago
What is a weird name
Despite only being 13% of the population
16 upvotes
5 comments
Viceman818
11 hours ago
Despite only being 13% of the population
I went to the Air and Space Museum...
20 upvotes
4 comments
One_Day_Dead
8 hours ago
I went to the Air and Space Museum...
Who's the most dishonest animal in Pride Rock?
0 upvotes
0 comments
Hippyhippocampus
5 hours ago
Who's the most dishonest animal in Pride Rock?
Why is it impossible to throw a beer at Trump?
33 upvotes
2 comments
thenewyorkgod
16 hours ago
Why is it impossible to throw a beer at Trump?
"Doctor, I feel like a fifth of the man I used to be."
21 upvotes
4 comments
MickeyMoose555
15 hours ago
"Doctor, I feel like a fifth of the man I used to be."
Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun.
12 upvotes
4 comments
ELITEREDDIT07
11 hours ago
Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun.
Wiki joke
22922 upvotes
311 comments
FunYeti
1 day ago
Wiki joke
I miss vine
25 upvotes
1 comments
cinemassacress
14 hours ago
I miss vine
Why did the batteries have to go to court?
3 upvotes
3 comments
rickderobot
6 hours ago
Why did the batteries have to go to court?
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
49 upvotes
17 comments
the-monkey-spunker
19 hours ago
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Why do laxatives have a best before date?
8 upvotes
0 comments
FourWordReplies
6 hours ago
Why do laxatives have a best before date?
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
13 upvotes
4 comments
ToughBeingAPig
8 hours ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
Man visits doctor for deteriorating eyesight.
26 upvotes
2 comments
ojbvhi
9 hours ago
Man visits doctor for deteriorating eyesight.
I work at a cell phone repair place at the mall.
38 upvotes
5 comments
PaulCampbell7
19 hours ago
I work at a cell phone repair place at the mall.
What do you call an eighteen year old asian prostitute??
18 upvotes
4 comments
RonzelFontain
12 hours ago
What do you call an eighteen year old asian prostitute??
I got pulled over by a cop with alzheimer’s.
132 upvotes
12 comments
Porter1213
21 hours ago
I got pulled over by a cop with alzheimer’s.
I had an appointment with a fortune teller today.
34 upvotes
4 comments
abi54444
17 hours ago
I had an appointment with a fortune teller today.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
408 upvotes
22 comments
rrsiebring
18 hours ago
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
America's almost finished switching to the metric system.
12 upvotes
3 comments
UnstoppablePhoenix
11 hours ago
America's almost finished switching to the metric system.
Two neighbors and a cat
0 upvotes
1 comments
0wn3r3k
4 hours ago
Two neighbors and a cat
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit
66 upvotes
10 comments
Mature-carrot
18 hours ago
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit
Life is like a game of chess
38 upvotes
2 comments
potato252
16 hours ago
Life is like a game of chess
What do you call a bug that pays the bills?
244 upvotes
15 comments
OppositeEar
18 hours ago
What do you call a bug that pays the bills?
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
2535 upvotes
141 comments
love_the_heat
4 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
I saw a sign on the highway that said: "End Roadwork."
3 upvotes
0 comments
shitpostingonwsb
6 hours ago
I saw a sign on the highway that said: "End Roadwork."
I always knock before opening the fridge door.
19 upvotes
1 comments
beavergrad94
12 hours ago
I always knock before opening the fridge door.
I work on a lettuce farm in Arizona...
0 upvotes
2 comments
MonsieurLeFoux
6 hours ago
I work on a lettuce farm in Arizona...
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
0 upvotes
0 comments
KxngJoker
4 hours ago
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
The sick mother in law
25 upvotes
3 comments
RedOptimal
16 hours ago
The sick mother in law
We named our guitar school after Michael Jackson
33 upvotes
4 comments
Sithoid
12 hours ago
We named our guitar school after Michael Jackson
Guys first blow job ....
210 upvotes
15 comments
qazedski
1 day ago
Guys first blow job ....