The other day...
16 upvotes
0 comments
Groucho-GOT
9 hours ago
The other day...
Why did Olaf lose the schnitzel-eating contest?
4 upvotes
4 comments
desireewhitehall
7 hours ago
Why did Olaf lose the schnitzel-eating contest?
What is common between YouTube and our government?
40 upvotes
5 comments
krishgiria
15 hours ago
What is common between YouTube and our government?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
67 upvotes
4 comments
Glide_Stapler
19 hours ago
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
I saw a poor old lady fall in the street today.
3571 upvotes
33 comments
n_a_t_i_o_n
1 day ago
I saw a poor old lady fall in the street today.
I slept like a rock last night.
16 upvotes
0 comments
ADHD_Panda
7 hours ago
I slept like a rock last night.
Fella goes into the barbers and there's a queue....
16 upvotes
0 comments
Groucho-GOT
9 hours ago
Fella goes into the barbers and there's a queue....
What do you call a camping convict?
17 upvotes
0 comments
SexyEmuLegs
12 hours ago
What do you call a camping convict?
The Queen of England’s coin purse must weigh a lot.
6 upvotes
0 comments
userxblade
10 hours ago
The Queen of England’s coin purse must weigh a lot.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW ?
123 upvotes
11 comments
HellsJuggernaut
18 hours ago
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW ?
What did king Arthur do during DDD?
8 upvotes
0 comments
Sae-Taro
11 hours ago
What did king Arthur do during DDD?
A woman in a jewelers
21 upvotes
3 comments
fossie1
10 hours ago
A woman in a jewelers
I'm not sexist, because being sexist is wrong
33 upvotes
3 comments
1MightBeAPenguin
14 hours ago
I'm not sexist, because being sexist is wrong
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter,
2393 upvotes
52 comments
3dragspass
22 hours ago
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter,
What do Mountain Turks and cottage cheese have in common?
6 upvotes
1 comments
jvilliards036
7 hours ago
What do Mountain Turks and cottage cheese have in common?
This lyft driver hit on me at the bar..
4 upvotes
3 comments
WinterSunMetal
8 hours ago
This lyft driver hit on me at the bar..
Why don’t you want to have a pillow fight with Death?
53 upvotes
4 comments
aDamnedCanadian
13 hours ago
Why don’t you want to have a pillow fight with Death?
How did the fight start?
16 upvotes
1 comments
MoCityRudeboy
13 hours ago
How did the fight start?
My girlfriend is cheating on me with a doctor.
283 upvotes
15 comments
ZeeStarr22
11 hours ago
My girlfriend is cheating on me with a doctor.
[NSFW] A doctor is giving a tour of a local hospital
2979 upvotes
48 comments
SalsaSpade
1 day ago
[NSFW] A doctor is giving a tour of a local hospital
What do men and plungers have in common?
8 upvotes
1 comments
ktasay
8 hours ago
What do men and plungers have in common?
Blonde girl painting her lounge.
13 upvotes
1 comments
Buddy2269
12 hours ago
Blonde girl painting her lounge.
Gary meets a girl at the bar
88 upvotes
6 comments
sdhikerguy1234
17 hours ago
Gary meets a girl at the bar
English Class
7 upvotes
0 comments
Jokeminder42
8 hours ago
English Class
A husband and wife are doing a crossword puzzle.
12235 upvotes
340 comments
wackoclown
1 day ago
A husband and wife are doing a crossword puzzle.
Say what you want about necromancy.
6 upvotes
1 comments
Kedoalbino
7 hours ago
Say what you want about necromancy.
What do your call a knight that is afraid to fight?
24 upvotes
7 comments
GabriCoci
7 hours ago
What do your call a knight that is afraid to fight?
I used to have an addiction to soap.
24 upvotes
4 comments
FartingPeeSquirt_
15 hours ago
I used to have an addiction to soap.
A family on vacation stops at a hotel for the night
17 upvotes
0 comments
sdhikerguy1234
16 hours ago
A family on vacation stops at a hotel for the night
What do you call an electron who fixes cars?
12 upvotes
1 comments
yes_add_extra_cheese
12 hours ago
What do you call an electron who fixes cars?
A family are driving behind a garbage truck....
2017 upvotes
53 comments
Jakdracula
17 hours ago
A family are driving behind a garbage truck....
Sometimes I wonder what my parents did for fun before the internet.
180 upvotes
10 comments
MyNameIsConnall
19 hours ago
Sometimes I wonder what my parents did for fun before the internet.
Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
73 upvotes
10 comments
chocolat_ice_cream
21 hours ago
Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Why does the crab never share?
0 upvotes
0 comments
Jethroong
6 hours ago
Why does the crab never share?
What's the difference between a porcupine, and a BMW?
12 upvotes
3 comments
Kyle______
13 hours ago
What's the difference between a porcupine, and a BMW?
As an Asexual person, I avoid sarcasm.
42 upvotes
5 comments
sorryimindisguise
12 hours ago
As an Asexual person, I avoid sarcasm.
A son walks in on his parents having sex NSFW
18465 upvotes
244 comments
soundofsilen-shutup
1 day ago
A son walks in on his parents having sex NSFW
4 Girls asked me to go out today
33 upvotes
5 comments
MightyFlyte
12 hours ago
4 Girls asked me to go out today
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
42 upvotes
0 comments
smokingfrog007
18 hours ago
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
I know its irrational, but...
13 upvotes
0 comments
hiimadd
12 hours ago
I know its irrational, but...
What’s the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?
23 upvotes
6 comments
SpongeBobSquareChin
12 hours ago
What’s the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?
What do you call it when you murder a friend?
42 upvotes
10 comments
chitti1013
14 hours ago
What do you call it when you murder a friend?
Dads are like boomerangs.
0 upvotes
4 comments
FloppyButtHoleJuice
5 hours ago
Dads are like boomerangs.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
0 upvotes
4 comments
xenomorphbeaver
5 hours ago
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A girl with no arms and legs
4 upvotes
2 comments
SirFuture
9 hours ago
A girl with no arms and legs
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number?
0 upvotes
0 comments
ADimwittedTree
5 hours ago
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number?
I accidentally pooped my pants in an elevator
75 upvotes
5 comments
smokingfrog007
18 hours ago
I accidentally pooped my pants in an elevator
There are only two types of tea.
3 upvotes
3 comments
VideoGameMaster101
7 hours ago
There are only two types of tea.
Why was the guy shouting in the bank?
0 upvotes
0 comments
dragonairregaming
6 hours ago
Why was the guy shouting in the bank?
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
3116 upvotes
166 comments
love_the_heat
9 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
Dublin Airport
0 upvotes
0 comments
bwstrat
6 hours ago
Dublin Airport
What do a walrus and a Tupperware enthusiast have in common?
0 upvotes
0 comments
chickensunited
6 hours ago
What do a walrus and a Tupperware enthusiast have in common?
A couple is trying to have a kid
495 upvotes
28 comments
Pipkin81
22 hours ago
A couple is trying to have a kid
The magic hand. (Long)
0 upvotes
2 comments
Jus10Sch
5 hours ago
The magic hand. (Long)
My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure.
18 upvotes
3 comments
HellsJuggernaut
9 hours ago
My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure.
Pyromaniac
17 upvotes
2 comments
Ragnarok8888
8 hours ago
Pyromaniac
Russian dolls
9 upvotes
1 comments
sxyvitaminD
7 hours ago
Russian dolls
If you have blood in your pee when you piss.
60 upvotes
5 comments
That_Guy_Stan
20 hours ago
If you have blood in your pee when you piss.
Ever have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
38 upvotes
3 comments
Yeossin
19 hours ago
Ever have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
Irish International Airlines
0 upvotes
0 comments
bwstrat
6 hours ago
Irish International Airlines
50 shades of grey
29518 upvotes
495 comments
AddictedReddit
19 hours ago
50 shades of grey
Bill's new car
18 upvotes
2 comments
thetiredsnorlax
15 hours ago
Bill's new car
A car starts suddenly swerving all over the road.
19 upvotes
1 comments
Glide_Stapler
12 hours ago
A car starts suddenly swerving all over the road.
Farting on an elevator...
40 upvotes
6 comments
geminirich
13 hours ago
Farting on an elevator...
What do you call a butt plug being used by a guy?
0 upvotes
3 comments
lamborghini2408
6 hours ago
What do you call a butt plug being used by a guy?