If we lived in Pangea we can run to Africa
9 upvotes
5 comments
sorenwasamuslim
6 hours ago
If we lived in Pangea we can run to Africa
A nail becomes exponentially more gross once it is clipped off.
43 upvotes
3 comments
paisleefarms747
11 hours ago
A nail becomes exponentially more gross once it is clipped off.
A kick to the testicles is technically child abuse.
157 upvotes
23 comments
Torolero
16 hours ago
A kick to the testicles is technically child abuse.
The toys in Toy Story probably spoke fluent Chinese.
19561 upvotes
248 comments
Surly_Asian_Man
22 hours ago
The toys in Toy Story probably spoke fluent Chinese.
Recording others with your phone has become a form of self defense
38 upvotes
4 comments
CurrencyAcquirer
11 hours ago
Recording others with your phone has become a form of self defense
Pilot Episodes Help the Series Take Off
33 upvotes
7 comments
_Marshyy
11 hours ago
Pilot Episodes Help the Series Take Off
The combination of Karen and Kyle is Kylo Ren
36 upvotes
7 comments
_jacorn_
6 hours ago
The combination of Karen and Kyle is Kylo Ren
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
3176 upvotes
186 comments
RamsesThePigeon
3 months ago
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
No one has seen more than 50% of the world at a given time
53 upvotes
15 comments
preburnedout
10 hours ago
No one has seen more than 50% of the world at a given time
There’s probably a penis shaped constellation
54 upvotes
10 comments
awesomecapybara
15 hours ago
There’s probably a penis shaped constellation
Homosexuals are helping population control.
36 upvotes
7 comments
Artichoke-Arti
8 hours ago
Homosexuals are helping population control.
Without your love and attention, celebrities would starve to death
21 upvotes
4 comments
FacelessCelebrity
6 hours ago
Without your love and attention, celebrities would starve to death
Being nominated for a makeover is actually an insult
25 upvotes
1 comments
ImOvercompensating
10 hours ago
Being nominated for a makeover is actually an insult
Barbers are bonsai farmers of our hair.
76 upvotes
5 comments
introvertself
9 hours ago
Barbers are bonsai farmers of our hair.
Having two arms puts you above average.
0 upvotes
6 comments
Madouc
5 hours ago
Having two arms puts you above average.