A coffee cup is technically drug paraphernalia.
916 upvotes
24 comments
Rex_Digsdale
12 hours ago
A coffee cup is technically drug paraphernalia.
Someone has the title of 90s last kid
0 upvotes
0 comments
lzber
2 hours ago
Someone has the title of 90s last kid
A majority of sex jokes are literal inside jokes.
25 upvotes
3 comments
Dracotroll564
6 hours ago
A majority of sex jokes are literal inside jokes.
A muffin is a cupcake cosplaying as breakfast.
30 upvotes
4 comments
Goosechumps
5 hours ago
A muffin is a cupcake cosplaying as breakfast.
The human mating season is all year round.
282 upvotes
39 comments
Toxinfinite
9 hours ago
The human mating season is all year round.
Babies are sexually transmitted parasites.
80 upvotes
13 comments
Whisker_dan
8 hours ago
Babies are sexually transmitted parasites.
You will die in a matter of seconds
38 upvotes
14 comments
Sot_Fan
9 hours ago
You will die in a matter of seconds
Giving aid is good, but givings aids is bad
27 upvotes
8 comments
yyzJCO
8 hours ago
Giving aid is good, but givings aids is bad
Burger King sells his subjects as food for money.
16 upvotes
2 comments
cruiseplease
5 hours ago
Burger King sells his subjects as food for money.
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
5516 upvotes
319 comments
RamsesThePigeon
7 months ago
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
Australia is the dark souls of countries
479 upvotes
38 comments
ProbablyMaybeBen
16 hours ago
Australia is the dark souls of countries
Sleeping is the only time “machine” we have
20 upvotes
2 comments
MithrandirElessar
6 hours ago
Sleeping is the only time “machine” we have
People could resell "not for individual resale" items in pairs.
314 upvotes
13 comments
CharlieDyson
17 hours ago
People could resell "not for individual resale" items in pairs.
For dogs, Santa must be like the final boss of mailmen.
11763 upvotes
82 comments
ilikepugs
1 day ago
For dogs, Santa must be like the final boss of mailmen.
Aren’t stairs just ramps but with extra steps
78 upvotes
8 comments
pubkddude
14 hours ago
Aren’t stairs just ramps but with extra steps
Using Alexa is the closest thing to casting a spell
220 upvotes
13 comments
guriaho
11 hours ago
Using Alexa is the closest thing to casting a spell
The longer you hold ice, the less ice you can hold.
23 upvotes
3 comments
MaldingMadman
7 hours ago
The longer you hold ice, the less ice you can hold.
Videogames either try to look super new, or super old
73 upvotes
5 comments
catfight_animations
13 hours ago
Videogames either try to look super new, or super old
Rap is poetry with a bass line.
0 upvotes
4 comments
fearbedragons
2 hours ago
Rap is poetry with a bass line.