Even God was against me on this Tinder match.
0 upvotes
6 comments
archimediate
6 hours ago
imgur.com
Even God was against me on this Tinder match.
Women only want one thing and it’s fucking SECRET
152 upvotes
15 comments
lucidDreamcast
22 hours ago
Women only want one thing and it’s fucking SECRET
So that was a lie...
338 upvotes
0 comments
jmorlin
1 day ago
imgur.com
So that was a lie...
She got me good
87 upvotes
1 comments
glasdon99
11 hours ago
She got me good
My friends tinder is... going.
284 upvotes
7 comments
Jarde15
1 day ago
My friends tinder is... going.
This shit...
0 upvotes
1 comments
eric_vinokur
5 hours ago
This shit...
Interesting bio
44 upvotes
2 comments
dr_batmann
10 hours ago
Interesting bio
Sign me up
27 upvotes
3 comments
ih8papajohns
10 hours ago
Sign me up
Did I win?
23495 upvotes
334 comments
henneryl19
1 day ago
Did I win?
Weird bios deserve weird openers
344 upvotes
12 comments
FurryForeskinFingers
1 day ago
Weird bios deserve weird openers
Makes sense?
151 upvotes
13 comments
Thefreshprincell
13 hours ago
Makes sense?
Went through all my daily likes as well
552 upvotes
33 comments
Archoir
16 hours ago
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Went through all my daily likes as well
my bio says my dad thinks i’m gay.
14 upvotes
1 comments
quiet_running
8 hours ago
my bio says my dad thinks i’m gay.
I don’t think this is the answer he wanted
115 upvotes
7 comments
KitKatBear90
16 hours ago
I don’t think this is the answer he wanted
Hopefully my love life won't be DOA after this response
33 upvotes
1 comments
alexschubs
10 hours ago
imgur.com
Hopefully my love life won't be DOA after this response
Not using this pick-up line again
465 upvotes
32 comments
casualshitpost
18 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Not using this pick-up line again
That went from 0 to 100.
1288 upvotes
49 comments
alejandrokayart
1 day ago
That went from 0 to 100.
I swiped right...
14 upvotes
0 comments
Amagora
7 hours ago
I swiped right...
Only if you’re buyin !
10 upvotes
0 comments
larry7220
9 hours ago
Only if you’re buyin !
It's a never ending loop
21629 upvotes
384 comments
WillDaBeast1221
1 day ago
It's a never ending loop
A new challenger approaches
11 upvotes
1 comments
Papidulce
8 hours ago
A new challenger approaches
Rant
9 upvotes
20 comments
yeetskeetrepeat420
7 hours ago
Rant
When my endless bank of Simpsons quotes finally pays off
14 upvotes
4 comments
Doubleshaka
7 hours ago
When my endless bank of Simpsons quotes finally pays off
He shoots, he scores.
111 upvotes
16 comments
qwertyson96
15 hours ago
He shoots, he scores.
Not a strong side hustler...
1620 upvotes
71 comments
Sullinator07
14 hours ago
Not a strong side hustler...
Hmmm 🤔
15 upvotes
6 comments
My_christaberryx
9 hours ago
Hmmm 🤔
She liked my joke
1098 upvotes
41 comments
Thisismybot8
1 day ago
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She liked my joke
Make sure your steroids can grow your head as well, kids.
34 upvotes
13 comments
NaiveBicycle
17 hours ago
Make sure your steroids can grow your head as well, kids.
Am I doing this right?
21 upvotes
1 comments
itputsthelotionontin
8 hours ago
Am I doing this right?
Yeeper
0 upvotes
1 comments
BangiSigara
5 hours ago
Yeeper
When I try tinder premium for a month and swipe in Moscow.
43 upvotes
2 comments
TheClamSauce
10 hours ago
When I try tinder premium for a month and swipe in Moscow.
Hopefully can get some good practice
14 upvotes
3 comments
justalittlemessedup
10 hours ago
Hopefully can get some good practice
I should be stoned for this
0 upvotes
14 comments
to_shy_to_ask
6 hours ago
I should be stoned for this
Never being honest again.
14 upvotes
6 comments
thaBlazinChief
10 hours ago
Never being honest again.
Spotify glitch
1415 upvotes
27 comments
umen72
11 hours ago
Spotify glitch
Lets see what we got here
1493 upvotes
52 comments
salamiakki
1 day ago
Lets see what we got here
Why Coupons? Why not gift cards?
14 upvotes
6 comments
WTFuckOff
12 hours ago
Why Coupons? Why not gift cards?
No vegans.
159 upvotes
7 comments
kani_mar
19 hours ago
No vegans.
Just due diligence ;)
27 upvotes
3 comments
superswmoon
13 hours ago
Just due diligence ;)
Crack is crack
55 upvotes
4 comments
meisterkoregan
9 hours ago
Crack is crack
I wonder if she likes fava beans and chianti
0 upvotes
0 comments
michaelruesga
6 hours ago
I wonder if she likes fava beans and chianti
charming
7 upvotes
1 comments
adultcantalope
8 hours ago
charming
Someone’s in trouble.
2233 upvotes
81 comments
bankermichael
1 day ago
Someone’s in trouble.
Didn't take long to get unmatched
0 upvotes
2 comments
ooppzzy
5 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Didn't take long to get unmatched
Her bio said her favorite band was tenacious D
24 upvotes
1 comments
StoutBen
9 hours ago
Her bio said her favorite band was tenacious D
Wasn’t expecting it but I think I’m in
0 upvotes
1 comments
MrInternationalBoi
7 hours ago
Wasn’t expecting it but I think I’m in
Basic
0 upvotes
2 comments
EthanZMC
6 hours ago
Basic
We matched, what am I supposed to do now?
628 upvotes
22 comments
kersplian
13 hours ago
We matched, what am I supposed to do now?
Deal.
10 upvotes
7 comments
ztmarten
7 hours ago
Deal.
#Trashtag
137 upvotes
7 comments
jnjku
23 hours ago
#Trashtag
“Sorry pedo guy”
8 upvotes
3 comments
Greatman01
9 hours ago
“Sorry pedo guy”
I did pat myself on the pack if you’re wondering.
172 upvotes
13 comments
anorganism1994
11 hours ago
I did pat myself on the pack if you’re wondering.
Can I have a turn?
26 upvotes
3 comments
dl2ew
8 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Can I have a turn?
Olè
375 upvotes
20 comments
cryhawk1
1 day ago
Olè
Sounds about right
93353 upvotes
926 comments
Jones3787
1 day ago
Sounds about right
Is this some weird pick up tactic?
53 upvotes
16 comments
superpokeman127
9 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Is this some weird pick up tactic?
Anyone else feel this way? Never gotten a match from a Top Pick.
46 upvotes
16 comments
stanleythemanley44
12 hours ago
Anyone else feel this way? Never gotten a match from a Top Pick.
A twist on an old classic
109 upvotes
3 comments
KamikazeSkylark
12 hours ago
A twist on an old classic
No Bio, No Bueno
19 upvotes
3 comments
Jougga456
12 hours ago
No Bio, No Bueno
Imagine putting your wife through this
7404 upvotes
243 comments
ImperatorJustinian
14 hours ago
Imagine putting your wife through this
I mean, what more could you want for a meal?
100 upvotes
17 comments
2Drunk4Jungler
13 hours ago
I mean, what more could you want for a meal?
First match was a goth girl😂😂
4205 upvotes
114 comments
mestaburrito
23 hours ago
First match was a goth girl😂😂
Found Michael Cera’s doppelgänger
410 upvotes
13 comments
Tan_Man
17 hours ago
Found Michael Cera’s doppelgänger
Disregard the spelling mistake but DAMN that was quick
27 upvotes
0 comments
lunartemis0
14 hours ago
Disregard the spelling mistake but DAMN that was quick
Beginner advice
0 upvotes
9 comments
ctennessen
6 hours ago
Beginner advice
True patience is a virtue few men posses
41 upvotes
2 comments
HK-FourtySeven
15 hours ago
i.imgur.com
True patience is a virtue few men posses
This is fake.. right?
0 upvotes
9 comments
val0n
5 hours ago
This is fake.. right?
It was getting too wild in there
0 upvotes
3 comments
iDonuts
7 hours ago
It was getting too wild in there
My kind of guy lol
110 upvotes
0 comments
WTFuckOff
18 hours ago
My kind of guy lol
Well, not a great example for his kid nor anyone
8 upvotes
2 comments
supstik
10 hours ago
Well, not a great example for his kid nor anyone
Tinder in a nutshell
12 upvotes
1 comments
Blakesta999
8 hours ago
Tinder in a nutshell
Humble brag
282 upvotes
23 comments
thekermitsuicides
22 hours ago
Humble brag
Hnmm...
81 upvotes
9 comments
cryhawk1
16 hours ago
Hnmm...
Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG
20026 upvotes
442 comments
Varying_Degrees
13 hours ago
Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG
Say it?
0 upvotes
1 comments
FlammenwerferX
5 hours ago
Say it?
Women can’t be friends with men because of wetness
0 upvotes
10 comments
icingsnotforcupcakes
6 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Women can’t be friends with men because of wetness
My name is not as easily punnable
72 upvotes
4 comments
sweezy_inman
19 hours ago
My name is not as easily punnable
Modern Day Shakespeare
0 upvotes
1 comments
Jefri91
5 hours ago
imgur.com
Modern Day Shakespeare
Idk how Shrek got involved
176 upvotes
6 comments
Kirbykirbsen
16 hours ago
Idk how Shrek got involved
Thanks for being honest Lily but it's a no from me. (Don't like smokers)
0 upvotes
1 comments
IAmTheLonelyGoat
5 hours ago
imgur.com
Thanks for being honest Lily but it's a no from me. (Don't like smokers)
Story Time - Week of March 18, 2019
0 upvotes
2 comments
AutoModerator
6 hours ago
Story Time - Week of March 18, 2019
Was there ever a choice though
84 upvotes
5 comments
schwarzy22
11 hours ago
Was there ever a choice though
Am I doing this right?
844 upvotes
26 comments
BrainClap
22 hours ago
Am I doing this right?
Uh oh, what should I say?
9 upvotes
7 comments
nickwar42
8 hours ago
Uh oh, what should I say?
Pro strat?
124 upvotes
10 comments
Themachopop
23 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Pro strat?
Definitely a keeper
58 upvotes
3 comments
kgravens52
9 hours ago
Definitely a keeper
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT
21 upvotes
3 comments
christopherdrums
10 hours ago
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT
Sounds like a fun guy
0 upvotes
1 comments
zodiaczack
5 hours ago
Sounds like a fun guy
Profile Review - Week of March 12, 2019
49 upvotes
1076 comments
AutoModerator
6 days ago
Profile Review - Week of March 12, 2019
sdrawkcaB Backwards
66 upvotes
6 comments
jackofspades06
14 hours ago
sdrawkcaB Backwards
Finally found the perfect soul mate
30 upvotes
2 comments
aubell
14 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Finally found the perfect soul mate