Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
71 upvotes
2 comments
randomredditor512
1 day ago
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a slaughterhouse for fish?
12 upvotes
0 comments
Chooboto
1 day ago
What do you call a slaughterhouse for fish?
How do you spell Canada?
11 upvotes
1 comments
goldraven
1 day ago
How do you spell Canada?
I made some fish tacos last night
34 upvotes
1 comments
_Redlights
23 hours ago
I made some fish tacos last night
Told this one this weekend to groans
10 upvotes
1 comments
Ericswanson
16 hours ago
Told this one this weekend to groans
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
9 upvotes
7 comments
CDlele
17 hours ago
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
What is gray and not very heavy?
0 upvotes
9 comments
labink
13 hours ago
What is gray and not very heavy?
Got my pregnant wife
3 upvotes
2 comments
SheepShaggerNZ
20 hours ago
Got my pregnant wife
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
124 upvotes
6 comments
Quint_Cordewener
1 day ago
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
What is the best place to get some good genes?
0 upvotes
2 comments
Cthenarwhal13
13 hours ago
What is the best place to get some good genes?
Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?
9 upvotes
0 comments
GaryTheKnight
1 day ago
Anyone want to buy a puppet from me?
I'm always able to light up a room
2 upvotes
0 comments
JadedByEntropy
18 hours ago
I'm always able to light up a room
Son: "Dad, do you have a man-bun?"
10 upvotes
0 comments
Joesdad65
18 hours ago
Son: "Dad, do you have a man-bun?"
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
9 upvotes
1 comments
honolulu_oahu_mod
1 day ago
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
36 upvotes
2 comments
mikebillydelux
1 day ago
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
2 upvotes
0 comments
obrainless
16 hours ago
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
Me: this is my house
9155 upvotes
74 comments
ryan3ap
2 days ago
Me: this is my house
My dad's sister is gay
2 upvotes
1 comments
Sub_Urban_Skunk
14 hours ago
My dad's sister is gay
I just found out Canada isn’t real
9330 upvotes
179 comments
Hzohn
1 day ago
I just found out Canada isn’t real
Single-use highlighters are rather unremarkable.
70 upvotes
2 comments
KairuSmairukon
17 hours ago
Single-use highlighters are rather unremarkable.
Why can’t the pope be cremated?
5 upvotes
0 comments
labink
20 hours ago
Why can’t the pope be cremated?
Where do Yellowjackets use the bathroom?
1 upvotes
1 comments
dangatangg
14 hours ago
Where do Yellowjackets use the bathroom?
The guy who invented the boomerang
0 upvotes
1 comments
zenpod
13 hours ago
The guy who invented the boomerang
What do you get when you run a Ford Explorer into a Ford Excursion?
2 upvotes
0 comments
MY-BUTTHOLE-ITCHES
14 hours ago
What do you get when you run a Ford Explorer into a Ford Excursion?
What do you call a dog magician
2 upvotes
0 comments
-umop-apisdn
19 hours ago
What do you call a dog magician
"How do expect us to stomach all of your dad jokes?"
3 upvotes
0 comments
iMadejoolaff
16 hours ago
"How do expect us to stomach all of your dad jokes?"
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
4 upvotes
1 comments
labink
21 hours ago
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
If you witness a crime in an Apple store...
190 upvotes
9 comments
WinGs5000
1 day ago
If you witness a crime in an Apple store...
My doctor said I shouldn't listen to music so loud
30 upvotes
0 comments
petertmcqueeny
17 hours ago
My doctor said I shouldn't listen to music so loud
What is it called when a dinosaur can't get a boner? [NSFW?]
4 upvotes
0 comments
IridescentBlaze
21 hours ago
What is it called when a dinosaur can't get a boner? [NSFW?]
How can you tell an ant’s gender?
119 upvotes
5 comments
BINGSEARCHENGINE4206
1 day ago
How can you tell an ant’s gender?
I was going to buy 288 eggs
0 upvotes
0 comments
mootmahsn
13 hours ago
I was going to buy 288 eggs
How to get warm if you are cold?
5 upvotes
1 comments
domadomdom
15 hours ago
How to get warm if you are cold?
Why does cat kneaded dough make the best bread?
3 upvotes
0 comments
Crasty
17 hours ago
Why does cat kneaded dough make the best bread?
I had a real problem with the hokey pokie
5 upvotes
2 comments
StarkPatriarch
20 hours ago
I had a real problem with the hokey pokie
I love crowbars.
3 upvotes
0 comments
TommehBoi
19 hours ago
I love crowbars.
What did 30 do when it got hungry?
22 upvotes
0 comments
egmoneyy
1 day ago
What did 30 do when it got hungry?
How do you measure millennials?
5 upvotes
0 comments
One_Day_Dead
16 hours ago
How do you measure millennials?
I was the owner of an origami business
26 upvotes
3 comments
GaryTheKnight
1 day ago
I was the owner of an origami business
Dark humor is like clean water
31 upvotes
6 comments
purplefuzzysocks13
1 day ago
Dark humor is like clean water
Statistically,
42 upvotes
2 comments
labink
21 hours ago
Statistically,
A boy goes to the strip club.
0 upvotes
0 comments
viperfour
12 hours ago
A boy goes to the strip club.
What do you call a lion with wings?
3 upvotes
0 comments
scent_of_a_mule
17 hours ago
What do you call a lion with wings?
What did the bread maker say to his wife?
0 upvotes
0 comments
motelcoconut
12 hours ago
What did the bread maker say to his wife?
What do you call a king fish?
7 upvotes
1 comments
N64GC
1 day ago
What do you call a king fish?
Luigi's Mansion, or as I like to call it...
3 upvotes
1 comments
JFW0RD
21 hours ago
Luigi's Mansion, or as I like to call it...
What sounds to bees make when they fly backwards?
0 upvotes
1 comments
NotAnImmatureGTRFan
12 hours ago
What sounds to bees make when they fly backwards?
Car pools are overrated and end up costing more in gas.
2 upvotes
1 comments
ChrisCGCToo
13 hours ago
Car pools are overrated and end up costing more in gas.
I don't really know how to cook corn on the cob...
2 upvotes
0 comments
OmniiBro
19 hours ago
I don't really know how to cook corn on the cob...
How do ponies communicate with each other?
23 upvotes
6 comments
Bigfoothobbit
16 hours ago
How do ponies communicate with each other?
You really don’t like dad jokes? I’m surprised.
4 upvotes
0 comments
e_tech_
19 hours ago
You really don’t like dad jokes? I’m surprised.
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?
16 upvotes
0 comments
ColonelWepler
21 hours ago
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?
While watching Stranger Things wife says: “El is pretty”
19 upvotes
8 comments
chuckycastle
20 hours ago
While watching Stranger Things wife says: “El is pretty”
Star Signs
8 upvotes
1 comments
Eastyisthename
13 hours ago
Star Signs
He's ready
15 upvotes
1 comments
FriendOfMandela
1 day ago
He's ready
Somebody stole the toilet from the police station
5 upvotes
0 comments
TSSDubs
18 hours ago
Somebody stole the toilet from the police station
There was a kidnapping in the school
10 upvotes
0 comments
ed_spaghet12
1 day ago
There was a kidnapping in the school
Here’s a little bit of advice.
11 upvotes
1 comments
Quint_Cordewener
1 day ago
Here’s a little bit of advice.
Those pants look like a cheap hotel
13 upvotes
3 comments
Strider303
18 hours ago
Those pants look like a cheap hotel
Why are pirates racist?
2 upvotes
0 comments
toomanyshreks
16 hours ago
Why are pirates racist?
If you were kidnapped by birds.....
14 upvotes
8 comments
rubbish_game_nate
15 hours ago
If you were kidnapped by birds.....
I have a fear of speed bumps....
2 upvotes
0 comments
w00dw0rk3r
19 hours ago
I have a fear of speed bumps....