People who crush cans for a living
15 upvotes
2 comments
iwrestledmeonce
7 hours ago
People who crush cans for a living
Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?
32 upvotes
3 comments
Averet101
17 hours ago
Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?
It don't matter if you're
5 upvotes
4 comments
desireewhitehall
5 hours ago
It don't matter if you're
I always confuse claustrophobia and homophobia
156 upvotes
6 comments
RKO-Cutter
1 day ago
I always confuse claustrophobia and homophobia
Did you know they aren't making metre sticks any longer?
34 upvotes
2 comments
-_-0Nick0-_-
10 hours ago
Did you know they aren't making metre sticks any longer?
Sad news today. The owner of Regal theaters died today.
20 upvotes
1 comments
KingJiggaMan
9 hours ago
Sad news today. The owner of Regal theaters died today.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
89 upvotes
6 comments
iknowthisischeesy
15 hours ago
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
How does a cowboy start his day?
244 upvotes
4 comments
boogerknows
10 hours ago
How does a cowboy start his day?
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue
0 upvotes
5 comments
Flashkitty10
3 hours ago
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue
What do you call two cold gay men?
5 upvotes
0 comments
LordCinko
6 hours ago
What do you call two cold gay men?
Just started dating a soccer player.
22 upvotes
2 comments
Jinx_Jonx
19 hours ago
Just started dating a soccer player.
Why do square dances never seem to finish?
0 upvotes
0 comments
Light447
2 hours ago
Why do square dances never seem to finish?
What do you call it when your snake stops working?
5 upvotes
0 comments
heilschwein
12 hours ago
What do you call it when your snake stops working?
I’m not a fan of watching NASCAR races.
11 upvotes
4 comments
I_Am_IM
11 hours ago
I’m not a fan of watching NASCAR races.
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
61 upvotes
5 comments
the-caped-cadaver
1 day ago
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
5 upvotes
0 comments
Brainsonastick
4 hours ago
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
My chiropractor is hilarious
13 upvotes
0 comments
thisotterbefun
11 hours ago
My chiropractor is hilarious
Why are fish easy to weigh?
6897 upvotes
98 comments
ct2k7
1 day ago
Why are fish easy to weigh?
So today I saw the whitest name ever
19 upvotes
0 comments
chixen
7 hours ago
So today I saw the whitest name ever
How do you determine the sex of a cell?
32 upvotes
3 comments
t_brad32
17 hours ago
How do you determine the sex of a cell?
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
145 upvotes
6 comments
kickypie
23 hours ago
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ
2041 upvotes
70 comments
timmyb55
1 day ago
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ
I had one night stand
22 upvotes
1 comments
Smoothmcdoodles
21 hours ago
I had one night stand
I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".
13 upvotes
0 comments
CheeseheadDave
6 hours ago
I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".
Do you know what you call Santa’s pets that always agree with him?
2 upvotes
0 comments
rhodesrugger
5 hours ago
self.Jokes
Do you know what you call Santa’s pets that always agree with him?
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
10 upvotes
0 comments
blazingsword09
4 hours ago
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
How does the snowman get to work?
16 upvotes
0 comments
JibJabJake
16 hours ago
How does the snowman get to work?
How much room do fungi need to grow?
8058 upvotes
73 comments
Raptor_Girl_1259
23 hours ago
How much room do fungi need to grow?
Does your face hurt?
5 upvotes
1 comments
boilerup4444
15 hours ago
Does your face hurt?
What do you call an Italian ghost?
11 upvotes
2 comments
cobbywriter
12 hours ago
What do you call an Italian ghost?
Why did the school kid eat his homework?
0 upvotes
0 comments
avianthon
2 hours ago
Why did the school kid eat his homework?
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
9 upvotes
3 comments
breakone9r
8 hours ago
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Why did Olaf lose the schnitzel-eating contest?
4 upvotes
0 comments
desireewhitehall
5 hours ago
Why did Olaf lose the schnitzel-eating contest?
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
7 upvotes
2 comments
gandalf239
11 hours ago
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.
14 upvotes
0 comments
Joey_the_Duck
14 hours ago
I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.
All my exes live in Texas
0 upvotes
1 comments
Jan_Tik
2 hours ago
All my exes live in Texas
How many dad jokes does it take to annoy a child?
2 upvotes
1 comments
Undecided_Clickbait
6 hours ago
How many dad jokes does it take to annoy a child?
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
9 upvotes
0 comments
redrickfloats
8 hours ago
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?
7 upvotes
0 comments
Dangerous_Calm
15 hours ago
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
101 upvotes
11 comments
NGGlass
1 day ago
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who's Gordon Ramsay's favorite wrestler?
0 upvotes
0 comments
kickypie
2 hours ago
Who's Gordon Ramsay's favorite wrestler?
How do you make a million bucks?
21 upvotes
2 comments
whywee
16 hours ago
How do you make a million bucks?
What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
17 upvotes
3 comments
2drained
16 hours ago
What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
what’s red and bad for your teeth?
0 upvotes
0 comments
CowSensei
4 hours ago
what’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a friend who's only slightly drunk?
12 upvotes
1 comments
ddastoor
17 hours ago
What do you call a friend who's only slightly drunk?
What is Harper Lee’s favorite kind of alcohol?
6 upvotes
0 comments
ICanBeatYouAtFIFA
5 hours ago
What is Harper Lee’s favorite kind of alcohol?
I’m sorry
5 upvotes
0 comments
Jewbear101
6 hours ago
I’m sorry
The subreddit icon should be laffy taffy
0 upvotes
0 comments
xLinerx
2 hours ago
The subreddit icon should be laffy taffy
If you lose a watch and replace it...
29 upvotes
1 comments
rs559
22 hours ago
If you lose a watch and replace it...
Gravity, it's not just a good idea...
0 upvotes
0 comments
HAASPOND
4 hours ago
Gravity, it's not just a good idea...
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
639 upvotes
17 comments
red8user
1 day ago
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
What kind of hair explodes?
3 upvotes
0 comments
Fruitloops-420
7 hours ago
What kind of hair explodes?
My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.
173 upvotes
7 comments
2balls1cane
1 day ago
My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.
What do flies say when they get the munchies?
7 upvotes
0 comments
PizzaDickOrDickPizza
15 hours ago
What do flies say when they get the munchies?
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week
2 upvotes
0 comments
TheOneDiversity
5 hours ago
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week
2 whales are swimming through the ocean
6 upvotes
0 comments
Phil_Bazz
8 hours ago
2 whales are swimming through the ocean
Never trust a barber named Nick.
16 upvotes
5 comments
MysteryOrange7
13 hours ago
Never trust a barber named Nick.
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.
11 upvotes
0 comments
WaltsTwoCents
4 hours ago
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.
Donald Davis
0 upvotes
0 comments
m_trotsky
3 hours ago
Donald Davis
What do you call a Mexican soccer player without legs?
0 upvotes
1 comments
DallasDomino0806
2 hours ago
What do you call a Mexican soccer player without legs?
What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?
9 upvotes
0 comments
xhulifactor
14 hours ago
What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?
What do you call a child digging?
16 upvotes
2 comments
Garfunkle0707
11 hours ago
What do you call a child digging?
Most boys twist gently on the thin hexagon screw.
2 upvotes
0 comments
buckeyespud
9 hours ago
Most boys twist gently on the thin hexagon screw.
Why do Firemen wear red suspenders?
3 upvotes
2 comments
gusbmoizoos
11 hours ago
Why do Firemen wear red suspenders?
What do you call a mountain dew stain?
3 upvotes
0 comments
Northerra
7 hours ago
What do you call a mountain dew stain?
My wife is thinking about getting a facelift
10 upvotes
1 comments
The_Nightman_82
8 hours ago
My wife is thinking about getting a facelift
What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?
12 upvotes
1 comments
Alaska_Engineer
7 hours ago
What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?
What do you call a Jewish Knight?
81 upvotes
2 comments
islandGUY__
14 hours ago
What do you call a Jewish Knight?